August Daily Blog Challenge Post 1

So, I'm doing the daily blog challenge issued by the writer Natalie Grueninger on her highly interesting blog. But, as is somewhat typical for me, I'm not doing it exactly the way I've been asked to do it. I'm supposed to write my life story in 250 words, but it's 11:05 & I'm tired & I forgot about doing this until just now. So I'm going to write a haiku instead. Which actually is harder, as I am rather verbose by nature. So here we go.

Forty-four long years
on Earth, & my problem is
still my big, blunt mouth.